Rawr, i hate being on mark2 boat. We spend the most time out at sea, are the last to return to shore, and yet get paid the same! Rawr! Have to ask Uncle James for pay increase tomorrow, or they'll be short of one mark boat.
Todae was rather eventful... byte world champion Nicholas Paul DeCruz is a bloody slacker, he didn't turn up again. Yeah, I know he's really sick lah...
Walao, that Mark Palmer dude in safety boat for mark3 damm sicko can... bring his girlfriend out with him on powerboat. Two of them share a seat summore and come driving around everywhere, even come near our boat duno how many times. Waseh, NC16 show lah... My eyes, my eyes! Tonite cant sleep edi... Then at about 4 plus, their VPH bo reply, then yihong joke say that they turn it off, hide behind some big tanker and do stuff... Actually they went back shore ler lah, then OD boat come over and SRO joke along and say they leave early to go check into hotel81. Waseh, todae SRO damm nice, wait with us abit for 420s to finish. Got one damm slow lahs, when the others finishing last leg, they still got 2 more to go...
When SRO tell our boat that can clear up, yihong was shouting and screaming and speeding off towards the mark. I literally had to hold on for dear life....
Mark2 boat is reli the coolest lahs, speed like shyt der, summore no music on board sibeh boring der...

Bwahahaha, kaes, no head spinning todae. (:
Will try and write either MotF chapter 8 or a oneshot that I just had an idea for.

~Lesson of the day: Must apply sunblock on your feet if you sit on powerboat edge the entire day, because the sun is directly overhead and can sunburn them.